Friday, April 04, 2003

So, Yeah

Mood : Suspect
Music : Gounod's Faust

OK, so according to the random crap I just told Sir Whinealot, everything in the world is realy called Erik. In fact, anything ou can concieve of is really called Erik, and it's only in the version of reality projected by evil chickens that anything isn't. this is because the Great Evil Chicken fears the day when Erik will vanquish his reign of terror and we will all eat fried chicken, except those of us who don't eat meat. And we'll eat chicken-style stuff in celebration.

The "Everything is really called Erik" thing is just one of my "things" - the others are even sillier. for example, the fact that I find certain words (and no I will NOT tell you which ones) utterly utterly hilarious, and once they have been said will enter onto a little giggle loop all of my own, which is quite embarassing. There is also my badger obsession, which tends to come out quite well when I'm stoned. But, badgers aside, I'm often surprised at quite how many of my rambles end up being about chickens.

I would like to say just for the record that I am not, have never been and possibly never will be, afraid of chickens in general. There are certain chickens in the world who are very definitly evil, however - you can tell by the nasty look in their beady little eyes and the way they don't just peck, they do so in a very cold calculating way. those chickens will eat you, and they practice Chicken Voodoo. THOSE chickens - the chickens who live beside Carter Lake for example - are evil chickens. The chicken in Return to Oz is an evil chicken. Chickens are the creatures on this planet with the greatest potential for evil because they use so little of their brainpower doing..well, anything.... except scratching dust. They have the potential to plot and scheme their entire lives! The only time a chicken couldn't plot or scheme is when it was asleep and then it's dreaming evil chicken dreams! Hmmm... do evil chickens dream of eectric egg-whisks?

OK I did realy intend to write a proper blog today, really I did, but then there was the chickens. So uhm.. what's happened? Oh yeah I'm at home, I got a new laptop, we found a site for my remarriage *gulp* and stuff..... and my back really hurts.

K, that was it. Sorry.

Thursday, April 03, 2003

Real Blog Soon I Swear!

Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you
Jekkyl and Hyde join the back of the que

Mood : Spiffy
Music : Gingerbread Coffin, Rasputina

You would make them suffer

How would you kill someone
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I'm going to Hell because I kill children and eat them!
You kill and eat little children, and probably
molest their corpses.

You're not trying
hard enough, though, because there's still
plenty of assholes in the world! You might go
to Heaven if you can thin the herd a bit. The
Lord hates fuckers hanging around and messing
up His Creation, after all. HOP TO


Why Will You Go To Hell?
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And hello to the "Oh my are we not all terribly terribly shocked"

You are Jack the Ripper. Yours were some of the
most brutal murders recorded in history--yet
your case is still to this day unsolved. You
came from out of the fog, killed violently and
quickly and disappeared without a trace. Then
for no apparent reason, you satisfy your blood
lust with ever-increasing ferocity, culminating
in the near destruction of your final victim,
and then you vanish from the scene forever. The
perfect ingredients for the perennial thriller.
You are quite the mysteriously demented?

Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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Oh do bugger off....

You are cutting
You are cutting

What Self-Mutilation Are You?
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These are in celebration of ANGELUS BEING BACK!!!!!!
The following are because my dissertation is slowly killing me, though hopefully soon I will be going to London to work on it with MouseWouse and the Replacement Phantom...

Erik (the Phantom)

Which Phantom of the Opera character are you?
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I'm the Phantom!
You are the phantom. Dark and reclusive, you tend
to stay away from people. Your body image is
probably pretty negative. Get out there and
have some fun my friend!

Which 'Phantom of the Opera' character are you?
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You are The Phanotm of theOpera.
You are most like Phantom, You are intelligent,
flamboyant, cunning, loving and well just down
right creepy.

What character from Phantom of the Opera are you most like?
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I think I'm gonna cry...

The Phantom of the Opera
Erik, the Phantom of the Opera -- You are a dark
and untrusting person. Few people trust you
and you trust no one. Many rumors are spread
about you, some good, some bad. It is mainly
due to your skill and ability to do more things
than can be imagined.

What Phantom of the Opera Character Are You?
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YOU ARE THE PHANTOM!  (umm, or Erik e.e;)
The Phantom/Erik

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*Sobs heartily into keyboard* It was years ago - Nooooo!!!!!
Oh but this cheered me right up...

You utterly despise Raoul!! He is a vile creature
who makes your blood boil. You'd sooner kill
him than look at him and it's all his fault
that Erik is unhappy without Christine!! Your
fondest wish is to be the one to punjab him!'re violent!

How Much Do You Hate (or love) Raoul? (A Phantom of the Opera Quiz)
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You're into making some sweet music of the
night..when you have an ALW Phantom in your
love nest. Pick any one Michael Crawford, Brad
Little, Ted Keegan etc. Pro: so many to choose
from Cons: So many to choose from

Which Phantom of the Opera would you get it on with?
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Ahh tartar-sauce, now I'm narcissistic as well as demented and deformed? Great..
However this one rather charmed me....

You are Classic Erik! Congratulations! You are the
Erik everyone thinks of first! You are nearing
the end of your days, tired of life,
cantankerous. You spend your time kidnapping
ingenues, terrifying ballet rats and extorting
money from the hapless managers of *YOUR* opera
house, thank you very much.

Phantom of the Opera: Which age of Erik are you? (SK)
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And this one just made me go take a shower, wash my hair, and comb it out so neat you'd never know I was a rat....
....unless of course you have the nibble marks to prove it....

Julian Sands
You're Julian Sands "Erik"

Which Erik (Phantom Of the Opera) Are You?
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*sigh* that'll do I think

Monday, March 31, 2003

In Place Of A Real Blog

your fuck.

What swear word are you?
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Nihilist Bear
Nihilist Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!

What kind of porno would you star in?
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Info Black
Your Heart is Black

What Color is Your Heart?
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I'm not sure how to take this next one..


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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That will do for now I think.